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You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There is a saying: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present. -Master Oogway
What are your choices when someone puts a gun to your head?
You take the gun, or you pull out a bigger one. Or you call their bluff. Or you do any one of a hundred and forty six other things

People tend to think that if you have an unknown player with sick aim that he would instantly become the best player in the world, that's not really the case.. aim you can always improve, being a smart and calm player is usually a very hard thing to learn and takes a lot longer to master than aim. - Fifflaren

England People -Synergii
Non Removable pickles - Synergii
Man said your nans hairline looks like boiling water with a forklift on the side -Ben
Your dad's plane almsot crashed thats nothing i fell off my bike last week -Frosty
You can nut any milk - Jason
Theres clearly no good boxers in the ring one doesnt have an ear bit off yet -Russl
Insomnia more like foreskin wrappers - Russl
Does anyone else like joshuas tattoo oh wait thats just his skin colour -Rhys
Curt used to be a teacher, what did he teach? Kids - curts
That was another problem with teaching i couldnt say the n word - Curts
Im gonna put my hand warmer down my throat to heat myself up -rhys
Noise cancelling hear aids -Emil
You may think that im hairdrying my hair but no im hairdrying my socs in a topman bag -Russl
Might go tesco and buy some carrot sticks -Russl
As a once rape accused rape victim myself -Rhys
Why the fuck do i have a banana peel on a dominos box -russl
Imagine inheriting £100 how pathetic were ur grandparents -rhys
What the fuck is cluedo -russl